Woman stuffs her pants with a fake 🍆 to go to her 10YO sibling's birthday party and wonders why her dad thinks it's innapropriate

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God, TIMs are nasty but pooners are just fucking sad. Chubby fujo wants to wear her rubber weenie to scare boys away from touching her ever again but she has literally zero self-awareness so she's just creeping kids the fuck out instead. Hey, I'll give her credit - that's pretty male of her.

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I can't imagine things are looking good for her on the career front. It was probably already sort of shaky ground to be on - to be a twee lesbian in a post-Obama world, one that really doesn't ever want to hear another Moldy Peaches song on a ukelele for as long as we all live. Slim pickings for a manic pixie dream girl like her. That's why Zooey shaved her bangs and literally disappeared off the face of the planet.

Once Umbrella Academy wraps up she's basically going to be stuck either getting pigeonholed in trans man roles (a ticking clock of a genre if there ever was one, the first time anyone sees a movie trying to portray the strength and courage of a pooner it's going to result in widespread mockery) or worse, getting "male-coded" roles where she's obviously a woman and the producers are just throwing her a bone and checking a box on a form for a tax break.

Best thing would be to get out of showbiz altogether, but then she'll lose the predatory, parasitic "support system" that turned her into Burn Gorman Jr. in the first place, and what will she even be then, without another's eyes to perceive and define her?

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Yeah after a point it's like feeling bad for a criminal. Like yeah now that you're in jail you seem really aware that crime is bad.

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It's truly sad that this generation has basically given up on education or awareness of sexual assault and has just fully allowed the inevitable maladaptations of the next wave of sexual assault victims to be normalized and encouraged. Like, score one for the rapists, goddamn. Talk about power.

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So. Much. Fucking. Cope. Holy shit.

You're crying because you know your roommate is right. That's why you're on Reddit asking to be lied to. You know exactly what you are and no amount of playing pretend or lying to yourself or creatively adjusting the meaning of words is going to change that. You're a fucking man.

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It was the transphobia!!!1

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There was a KF post on this like yesterday about the Haus of Decline guy. Apparently feeling like a loner, or misunderstood, is now a "trans theme", with notably only trans people having a fixed, absolute solution to this otherwise perpetual existential problem we all face.

No but seriously. How cute is it that trans people think they're the only ones who feel out of place, AND think they have a cure for it?

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I think it's hard for them to notice what's obvious from the outside because they've all been depressed pretty much their entire lives. Every community they've been a part of has been like that and they probably think that's just what life is like.

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Ain't no fucking way they are using dental dams. Nobody has used dental dams for anything other than making jokes about how gross dental dams are in like 50 years. They're fucking LARPing needing supplies.

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I can think of at least one other notable thing he's done.

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Love that all the posts saying the kid can go to hell or should be psychologically tormented into compliance are getting upvotes and the one reasonable response going "it's a kid, what are you fucking nuts, don't be retarded, love them and raise them right" is downvoted.

These idiots deserve every nightmare their shitty parenting brings them.

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Based doctor, sticking up for women's health and not tolerating retards.

Entitled delusional white women getting a black doctor fired is always good optics lmao

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I can't even steelman this motherfucker and I'm a gay crackhead with progeria. What POSSIBLE stance does the ACLU have to justify this?

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I'm fairly confident most of the gay male world still doesn't treat FtMs as anything but abused deluded women. Men aren't socially manipulable by women when they don't want to fuck them. Sure you'll get a narcissist like the one in the post above once in a while but I think even this guy is either fucking lying for attention or just not gay.

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You can even get surrogate babies from them!

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I read somewhere (KF I think) that pooners unconsciously imitate male relatives they see as strong to protect themselves from assault. Maybe Elliot's distantly related to Burn Gorman.

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The internet taught me that this is partially because Tristan wears too-tight suits that don't shape and drape

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Damn don't threaten me with a good time!

Also this

Between banning access to care, making it a crime to appear in public dressed in accordance with your gender identity, mandating conversion therapy, de-recognizing transgender people and invalidating their IDs, kicking them out of the military, revoking their clearances, segregating them from the population by banning them from public places, and Trump promising internment camps capable of ‘processing’ millions of people

Pure oppression fanfic."Segregating from the population" LMAO how are we gonna segregate straight men from the rest of America

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He has a fetish but he also has a sense of shame and a social life worth maintaining, so he has options to weigh, unlike the loser brigade below him who have long since abandoned any hope of self-respect for the coom.

So many responses going "I'd rather be an ugly woman than a pretty man". Bro you're gonna die as neither.

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So much self-hatred in the replies.

Like the BEST answer you get that isn't an obfuscated version of "I'm a pervert" is an obfuscated version of "I have internalized male hatred from birth and think all these stereotypical things of men which I convinced myself I was rid of when I took some drugs that shrunk my peepee"

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12 hours a night??!? I think after some point you have to call that morning again.

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Top answer: "I close my eyes and fucking lie to myself"

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So cute to see them do the little "mean right wingers" dance and then immediately do some gay conversion shit

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