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my new boat is in perfect condition.(self)

29 points28 points31 points submitted by armaged

hfxB0oyA 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun 4 months ago

You're killin' me.

Nevertheless, i wish you a good move into your boat and happy sailing.

armaged[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun 4 months ago

i am just sitting here killing time while i work on a very lengthy programming project.

my first computer programming language was atari basic.

following is a recording of me pranking a medicare telemarketer:

https://files.catbox.moe/k022yr.mp4

hfxB0oyA 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun 4 months ago

My first language was Level II basic on a TRS-80. You had the fancy computer.

Man, that recording is legitimately hilarious. I was standing there in the kitchen washing dishes with my earbuds in, laughing my ass off. You're wasting your talent on the bot army. You should be doing a comedy podcast instead.

AmericaMuskrat 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun 4 months ago

My first language was Level II basic on a TRS-80. You had the fancy computer.

very nice.

I am glad that you liked my prank call... there were several aspects of that recording that were amusing for me..

1) the telemarketer thought that my mother was dead and tied to a kitchen chair and dripping fluids on the floor, yet he continued trying to sell his services to me.

this is me in the studio session portion of a voice artist class.

https://files.catbox.moe/ihpsbp.mp3

hfxB0oyA 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun 4 months ago

Good timbre to your voice. I know I'm banging my head against a wall trying to discourage your bots, but you could be making such cooler stuff.

cantelever 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 4 months ago

do you have any thoughts on martinis? experts say that the ideal size is 4 ounces. As in, you go over, it's too difficult to maintain flavor, and underneath that is a trifling matter.

armaged[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun 4 months ago

i dont even know what goes into a martini... is that vodka? i really dont know.

cantelever 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 4 months ago

Dude! I don't know either! I want to learn, just in case I ever get to go to a fancy bar and order one.