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What is something so simple that a child can understand that most college educated people don't?(self)

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I'll begin: reality does not care what you believe.

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Clown_Chan 15 insightful - 2 fun15 insightful - 1 fun16 insightful - 2 fun 9 months ago

If you have a penis, then you're a MALE ♂️

If you have a vagina, then you're a FEMALE.♀️

There's no such thing like a non-binary, humans cannot be genderless.

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[deleted] 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun 9 months ago

I see your puny 4 genders, and raise you to 8! https://www.myjewishlearning.com/article/the-eight-genders-in-the-talmud/

DNase 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun 9 months ago

Bonus points for Talmud reference

Canbot 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun 9 months ago

That is simply stupid propaganda. They aren't "understanding" more they are simply brainwashed with this retarded bullshit.

There are two sexes and gender simply refers to the secondary sex characteristics.

People who think they are a sex different than they are have a mental illness no different than the people who think they are jesus.

jostiniane 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun 9 months ago

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Man are Attracted to Women Women are attracted to Men If it happens otherwise then you should treat the hormonal dysfunction you have. I asked once asked to point me to a publication that fags exist in biology and nobody could.. If you are a fag, get treated you degenerate.

SMCABwhatever 9 insightful - 6 fun9 insightful - 5 fun10 insightful - 6 fun 9 months ago

That south central LA and Montana are different places, inhabited by different people, and that's why they are different.

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SMCABwhatever 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun 9 months ago

Nah, college educated people make less than I do, and received their education that I received for free at the library. Total suckers. Plus, I know who you are, reply all you want, I left this comment for everyone else, this is all the time I'm willing to waste on you.

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SMCABwhatever 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun 9 months ago

Don't be mad that you ended up a fat fuck who works for shekels while offering nothing to the world other than being a fatfuck on the internet. That's a you problem, faggot. Not a me problem.

Sometimes you just have to look in the mirror and call yourself a worthless fat fuck and learn to accept it, that way you won't just stomp your feet on the internet like a fucking child when someone says something you don't like, like a faggot.

Get over it asshole. I didn't go to college and I make more money than I know what to do with. Literally. Sorry that doesn't fit into your elitist view on college educated dimwitted fuckfaces that continued their indoctrination and payed way more money than it was worth. All to end up a box of rocks in the end. Sad really.

Stop eating carbs so you can see your cock again. This is the first and most simple step to stop being a fat fuck.

Pokeindafckingeye 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 9 months ago

All that education and this how you reply..you a dumb fck with a mind of a two year old...should have spent that money on a trade school

TitsAndWhiskey 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun 9 months ago

College educated people like bitch tits here can’t comprehend the idea of autodidacts.

SMCABwhatever 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun 9 months ago

Nobody that paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to become an even bigger contributing useful idiot can.

[deleted] 10 insightful - 3 fun10 insightful - 2 fun11 insightful - 3 fun 9 months ago

It's ok to be white.

grassfed 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun 9 months ago

😮

Thinger 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun 9 months ago

Communism has never worked. Ever.

BobOki 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun 9 months ago

And socialism only works on very small scale.

Maggotus 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun 9 months ago

there are plenty of communist countries still around this very day and some are thriving. If it didn't work then the countries would have failed by now...We just don't agree with how it works for us because we didn't grow up in it. I wouldn't want to live there myself, but cant say it doesn't work. Or at least have to add that Our fake version of Democracy doesn't work either...

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[deleted] 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun 9 months ago

College educated people do not know that at Communism has never worked.

I’m fact, communism and Marxism theory is a staple of college education. The professors don’t know it has never worked.

[deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun 9 months ago

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[deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun 9 months ago

Have you? I can be informed in something and also disagree with some dip shit geek journal writer paid by the highest bidder.

Brewdabier 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun 9 months ago

Communism has never worked. Ever.

Communism won the korean war, vietnam war well every war the US got involved in.

TitsAndWhiskey 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 9 months ago

To what end?

Brewdabier 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 9 months ago

?

TitsAndWhiskey 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 9 months ago

I’m asking you to define the term “won”

iamonlyoneman 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun 9 months ago

Jesus is GOd, loves you, wants you to believe in his sacrifice for your behalf

Demons exist, hate you, and have bamboozled most of the world in to not believing the above

makesyoudownvote 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun 9 months ago

"Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!

But He loves you.

He loves you, and He needs money!

He always needs money!

He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money!"

bife_de_lomo 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun 9 months ago

I miss Carlin so much

makesyoudownvote 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun 9 months ago

Me too. He had such a remarkable talent for cutting through bullshit.

The only people I think who have that capability now are Dave Chappelle, Bill Maher, Bill Burr and Penn Jillette, but none of them are anywhere close to the same league.

iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun 9 months ago

laughing at it now doesnt make hell less of a torment FYI

makesyoudownvote 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 9 months ago

True, but people who make a big point of letting everyone know their beliefs are going there just like the people who don't have those beliefs.

Matthew 6:5

Don't deny your religion, it's a beautiful thing. But even Jesus doesn't want you shoving it down people's throats.

iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 9 months ago

Literally the main job of a christian is to spread the religion but ok

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iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 9 months ago

BYU teaches them about the way to become your own god of your own world, but they probably leave the space aliens part for later in the theology training

Entropick 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun 9 months ago

it is not possible for a biological male to give birth

Maggotus 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun 9 months ago

Bone Conduction headphones are clearly superior to all other kinds of headphones...

SMCABwhatever 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun 9 months ago

This is the only fucking answer right here.

hfxB0oyA 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun 9 months ago

That if someone is nice to you and says they love you, you should believe it, but if someone makes you feel bad and says they love you, you should not believe it.

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hfxB0oyA 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun 9 months ago

I've got a degree and it took me many, many years post graduating to come to this realization. Obviously, you haven't met the wrong person yet. 😄

outra_pessoa 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun 9 months ago

Sexual dimorphism.

Also children can understand basical ideas like Justice, Truth and Freedom, but our modern day "intelectuals" are always messing up with those.

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[deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun 9 months ago

Okay, define justice, define truth and define freedom.

outra_pessoa 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 9 months ago

prove it.

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at_finn 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun 9 months ago

That you could save 15% or more by switching to GEICO.

jostiniane 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun 9 months ago
  • US left and right are equally retarded
  • Holywood lied to everyone, US is a the biggest bully and it's not as cool is it got everyone to believe.
  • Europeans are the biggest pussies/cucks in the universe

jet199Instigatrix 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 9 months ago

calling the most powerful nation with the most successful economy a bully is such a whiney cope.

other countries could be in that position if they wanted to but they don't want American's level of individual responsibility or crazy lifestyle

which is fair but it's a choice they make every day

jostiniane 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 9 months ago

Most powerful nation according to Burgers & Eurocucks. The rest of the world strongly disagree with that bullshit.

Most successful economy

lool, yes after the WWII for a while, then it became a debt-based economy centered around printing money and bullying small countries.

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[deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun 9 months ago

College educated people can understand figures of speech. Or they used to.

gardella 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun 9 months ago

How fiat currency works. Most economic and financial classes obscure this simple system.

IMissPorn 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun 9 months ago

Hmm, not sure about that one. I suspect most children haven't thought about how the government can print as much money as they want, and if they have, a lot of them might at first think this is a good idea, just like the college educated idiots.

Canbot 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun 9 months ago

The exception does not disprove the rule.

WoodyWoodPeckerHah he he he hah! 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun 9 months ago

How to save and spend money. They got a piggy bank that they save money in, and then when it grows enough they buy whatever they need. Instead of buying whatever they want and wasting money on a $7 coffee.

jet199Instigatrix 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun 9 months ago

Progressive income tax.

I once had a table of 10 plus bankers, all with multiple degrees and languages, arguing with me that they paid 40% tax on their whole salary. They were really shocked to find out that wasn't the case.

These people were voting and even moving country on that basis. It came up because one of them had turned down an amazing promotion on the basis it would put them into a higher tax bracket, and so they thought they'd actually take home less money. Lots of them had done the same in the past and agreed with the guy.

These are the people who think they are financial experts and politicians go to them for advice on the economy.

SPedigrees 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun 9 months ago

SAIDIT needs a downvote option.

agent_pecan 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun 9 months ago

per-capita. This simple concept fucks college blacks up to no end but White kids get it.

jet199Instigatrix 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun 9 months ago

https://imgur.com/a/TeCPg3Y

greybeard 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 9 months ago

Reality does not care what you believe

I think children are more prone to wishful thinking than adults. Anything where children would be superior would be outside the box thinking, where the solution is obvious once you can lay down your cultural programming.