Shit, if you want to do it yourself, do you happen to have acorns? You can press them for oil as well as ground them into flour.

I just made taco soup last night, and it occurred to me that while it was a fantastic budget meal, something like six hours went into making that since I cooked and shucked the ears of corn that were on sale and froze them, and the beans I cooked ranch style from dry. The taco seasoning I blended myself. The meat we make special trips to CostCo for.

It's a bargain costwise but a whole fuckton of effort went into it.

You should save your bacon anwyays fat though, shits tasty in cooking. I think this candle idea isn't great unless you're desperate, and then maybe still not a good idea if one happens to be on a boat.