Bruh it's not nitpicking, I'm pointing out how virtually everything you wrote is unsupported in the evidence you cite. You're not grounded in reality.

Oh you didn't read about the flying spaghetti monster yet? It's right there within the text, there in the entire corpus of human writings, and don't you dare hold an opinion on whether a flying monster made of spaghetti can exist in the vacuum of space until you've read it, because that would make you a hypocrite