I AM GOING TO NEED TO PUT OFF RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT FOR A BIT..

submitted by skeeterPresidential Hopeful from (self.politics)

I THINK I JUST GOT A JOB AS A STUNT MAN FOR A BIG UPCOMING MOVIE.. ISNT THAT GREAT NEWS?

submitted 3 minutes ago * by skeech from self.whatever

WHAT THEY WANT ME TO DO IS TO SHOVE MY MOUTH FULL OF POOP AND POUR GASOLINE OVER MY HEAD AND LIGHT MYSELF ON FIRE AND THEN JUMP INTO THE GRAND CANYON...

I ASKED IF THERE WAS ANY SAFETY GEAR AVAILABLE?

THEY SAID THEY ARE FRESH OUT OF UMBRELLAS, BUT THAT I COULD PICK ONE UP AT THE DOLLAR STORE...

COOL.. I JUST GOT MYSELF AN UMBREALLA... IT HAS POWER RANGER PICTURES ALL OVER IT..

WONT I LOOK COOL FLYING OFF THE GRAND CANYON?

ITS A BIG MOVIE ABOUT BURNED HOT DOGS... I AM SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE A BURNING HOT DOG THAT IS COMMITTING SUICIDE BECAUSE HIS GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH HIM..

I DONT GET THE STORY LINE, BUT I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A STUNTMAN.

ALSO, FREE HOT DOGS, ALL YOU CAN EAT.

SKEETER FOR PRESIDNET.

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[–]skeeterPresidential Hopeful[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

HEY, IF YOU DONT VOTE FOR ME, VOTE FOR ANY AFGHANI CANDIDATE OR ANY OTHER MUSLIM CANDIDATE FOR KHALIFA.

OF COURSE THERE ARE ONLY SIX VOTERS IN THIS FORUM, LOL..

[–]Retardation_station 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

I'd vote for you.

But if you're gonna do the stuntman thing I'd suggest a golf umbrella. They're bigger.

[–]skeeterPresidential Hopeful[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

i apperciate that.

i pay up to ten cents us dollars for one vote.

[–]Retardation_station 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

And to think I've been doing it for free until now. What a waste.

[–]skeeterPresidential Hopeful[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You are not money motionvated.. what a lyzr.

SKEETERS 2024

[–]fschmidt 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Do you need a VP? I could help get the Salafi and Mennonite vote. I support free kosher hot dogs for Muslims. And I support a hundred covid vaccine booster shots for all modern scum.

[–]skeeterPresidential Hopeful[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

ARE YOU A BITCH OR A DUDE? CUZ I DONT CARE. I AINT SEXY.

[–]fschmidt 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

My gender identity changes depending on which bathroom is available.

[–]Zapped 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I was thinking about voting for you, but I like that skreech guy better. He promised free code for everyone.

[–]skeeterPresidential Hopeful[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

WE ARE TWINS, SKREEMCH AND ME.