Accidental discharge? Bullshit

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[–]beece 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

New version:DIVERSITY HIRE FAILS TO HANDCUFF PERP WHILE 2ND DOUBLE DIVERSITY HIRE FUCKS UP AND SHOOTS PISTOL THINKING IT'S HER TAZER. DIVERSITY PERP HAD IT COMING AND THE WORLD HAS BEEN IMPROVED.

THE MORAL OF THE STORY? PICK ONE, THERE'S PLENTY TO GO AROUND. I like "Fuck around and find out."

[–]InvoluntaryHalibut 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah there are some silver linings to this story.

I saw the mom interviewed on a Good Morning America segment. Plenty of tears for the unfairness of it all and her baby etc. But didn’t mention his arrest for aggravated assault and robbery. She’ll be a millionaire by the end of the year, thanks to her abysmal mothering and genetics. Im consoled by the fact that she’ll blow through it in five.