Coca-Cola Forces Employees to Complete Online Training Telling Them to "Try to be Less White"

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[–]Optimus85Independent 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (6 children)

How to be less white: get a tan. Problem solved.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

How to be less white: get a tan. Problem solved.

Read an advertisement a while back about a salve that can be massaged onto the skin.

The ad had an image of a huge black guy, and said something about enhancement.

Could be worth looking into...

Someone should contact Coke's HR Dept for clarification. I hear Coke is also considered "enhancing".

A rare but unfortunate side-effects of this Coke enhancement: a shattered penis.
It's funny, cause it's true.

[–]Optimus85Independent 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Priapism?

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Priapism?

Great vigor, wreckless determination, and a severely dulled spidey sense.

[–]Optimus85Independent 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

“Woe to you, my Princess, when I come. I will kiss you quite red and feed you till you are plump. And if you are forward, you shall see who is the stronger, a gentle little girl who doesn't eat enough, or a big wild man who has cocaine in his body." -Sigmund Freud

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

"big wild man who has cocaine in his body."

Mmmkaaay...

you shall see who is the stronger

Freud shatters his penis... AND THE GENTLE GIRL WINS!!!

AN UNBELIEVABLE UPSET!!!

FREUD SLIPS AGAAAAIN!!!

[–]Optimus85Independent 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

LOL! Freudian slip.

[–]madcow-5 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It wouldn't surprise me, but I'm having a hard time taking The Gateway Pundit seriously after the last few months.

[–]Zednix 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Pretty disgusting shit. Extremely racist brainwashing they are forcing onto their employees is pretty fucked.

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Be less white.

Drink coca cola.

Get black teeth.

[–]SpongySpiderLegs 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Obvious, but obligatory comment.

What do you think would happen if that comment was made toward any other ethnic group ?

You Mexicans need to be less Hispanic ?

You Africans need to be less black ?

You Japanese need to be less Asian ?

What do you think the reaction would be ?