Aliens Report No Intelligent Life On Earth After Landing In Portland
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[–]whistlepig 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - 3 years ago (0 children)
The aliens also reported that people on earth still watch soccer and believe the government can be a force for good. "So they're clearly still very primitive."
Ha!!!
At least they're not calling it football. Aliens can't be all bad. ;]
[–]president_camacho 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 3 years ago (0 children)
Did a bunch of antifa swarm and pound on their saucers while trying to pry open the doors, then scream hyserically when the saucer tried to get away, hitting one of them?
[–]md_saidit 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 3 years ago (0 children)
Isn't Portland a "woke" city with a "woke" city council? Aren't Antifa attacking their own allies?
[–]AllCongressIsZionist 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 3 years ago (0 children)
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