The situation escalated after the Muslim Patrol member called for backup. Soon, several Muslim Patrol cars arrived with sirens screaming and lights flashing.

Holy fuck they have sirens? How is that legal? If I drove around blaring sirens I'd get arrested. wtf is this shit? lmfao

This is every Christian Right-Wing racist stereotype nightmare BROUGHT TO LIFE! This is something straight out of an SNL Sketch. Has to be. There's no fucking way this is real.

Edit: Now I need a TV show where every relegion has it's own Police Department. They roll up onto a murder scene, go underneath the police tape. The Jew looks to the Muslim, he goes, "Don't look at me! This was a stabbing, not a wardrobe malfunction. Must've been a Christian who did this. All the right-wing crazies are Christian right now." The Jew and the Muslim look to the officer from the CPD (Christian Police Department) and he just shrugs. A minute later another guy comes running in, flashes his Satanic Temple Police Badge and goes, "Sorry I'm late guys. Some jerk tried to run me off the road on my way here."