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[–]beermeem 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

“One prostitute had to leave in an ambulance because they had put so much cocaine in her vagina that she overdosed,” the former DEA agent explained.

It is estimated that since 2001 the Drug Enforcement Administration has seized over 237 million pounds of illicit drugs, although a recent 2016 DEA internal investigation revealed that more than 67% of these narcotics were found to be “untraceable, unaccounted for and or misplaced.”

I used to know a dominatrix who would pour a bottle of wine up her ass and fist gay dudes in the ass. She ended up with renal failure and on dialysis before she was 45.

[–]black_hole_son 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Damn that must be rough on a child, hope your Mum is doing better now.

[–]beermeem 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Nope. Fuck her.