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[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

A tape is worth not having to train a virgin. Starfish sex and toothy bjs, no thanks.

[–]trident765[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

On your wedding day you should get another man to have sex with your wife so that she gains experience before having sex with you.

[–]privatejoker11 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That's not enough experience for his taste. He needs her to be really broken in. Like a well-used catcher's mitt.