Supermarket shut down due to spider that can cause long, painful erections

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[–]hfxB0oyA 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Painful for me, or for her?

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The spider: https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Chaos_Witch_Quelaag

[–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I already get one of those when I see u/UncleWillard56

[–]UncleWillard56 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

???

[–]iamonlyoneman 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They called the fire department because someone saw a spider