Good news everyone! I have pooped!

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This one time I thought I was pregnant because it felt like there was a baby growing inside of me. It was a false alarm though, I just had to take a really big poo.

[–]JerkChicken[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

Did you name the poo baby?

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I named him Evil Jesus because he was clearly an immaculately conceived anti-christ. Not to worry though, I aborted him into the toilet, chopped him up with my poop knife and flushed him down. Hallelujah!

[–]JerkChicken[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

All hail the blessed poop knife!

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🧟‍♂️🦊 ❤️

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