Good news everyone! I have pooped!
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This one time I thought I was pregnant because it felt like there was a baby growing inside of me. It was a false alarm though, I just had to take a really big poo.
[–]JerkChicken[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun - 10 months ago (4 children)
Did you name the poo baby?
[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun - 10 months ago (3 children)
I named him Evil Jesus because he was clearly an immaculately conceived anti-christ. Not to worry though, I aborted him into the toilet, chopped him up with my poop knife and flushed him down. Hallelujah!
[–]JerkChicken[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 10 months ago (2 children)
All hail the blessed poop knife!
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[–]JerkChicken[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 10 months ago (0 children)
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[–]bucetao6969 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 10 months ago (0 children)
Stunning and brave!
[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 10 months ago (0 children)
I hope you wiped your ass and washed your hands afterward.
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