i am gonna cut off my testicals right now.. with a hedge trimmer.. no, wait.. how about i just squeeze it in a bench vise until they breaks off? yup.. no.. wait.. i am gonna get my uncle to drive over them with his subaru... do a burnout, uncle bob? spins the tires on my balls until they rip off of my crotch.. i am trying to go trans.. i am a do it yourselfer.

gonna need a wig and some lipstick.. and some fake boobs.. and some of that smelly stuff.. what do they call that smelly stuff? oh yeah, toilet water.. man, i am gonna smell like a million bucks..

and you wont be able to tell i am trans.. not if i shave off my bush beard.. yeah.. man... i am gonna strut up to the disco and snort some mdma and drive everyone crazy with my disco duck.