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[–]Tom_Bombadil 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

You could try the 100% incognito experience.

Hoodie over your head, dark/mirrored shades, and the most porous and breathable masks available.
Heavy black leather gloves.

They sell mesh rhinestone covers 6 for $16 at Bezosistan.

Bling-bling bitches! You can see right through to skin, but you can't put the face together.
Also, the heavy leather gloves might mean business.

Looking like a 2019 armed robber, sans the gun. If you have to engage with anyone, then use the worst falsetto voice you can muster. Fake hard.

Cause you're shopping for whatever, and currently self-identify as also whatever.

Good luck facial recognizing that.
Better check my plates; cars tinted too... ;-)

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    [–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    I have a full face mask with powered air supply (paintshop style).

    I love it.

    You've inspired me.

    I should start looking for deals on something like this.

    https://www.ebay.com/itm/China-Air-Force-Fighher-Pilot-Fly-Helmet-pressure-Fly-Suit/164514400024?hash=item264dd28718:g:2pYAAOSwXwBf5JE8

    Bonus points against the Wuhan flu cause it's a Chinese suit. It's authentic, because they misspelled "Fighher".

    The hoax pandemic is over in China.

    Fight Fighher with Fighher.