Unspeakable horror

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[–]SMCAB 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

I work in a contractor based world. I can't tell you how many times they have smashed a bathroom like this. It's like someone brought a goat in there and left it for a few hours.

Either that or a drunk ass girl. The three times I saw shit on a wall in college was from wasted chicks.

[–]LordoftheFlies 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Sometimes, it's like a horrible brainteaser puzzle to solve, trying to figure out how the shit managed to get there or there or in some other weird spot that require either a contortionist, a hose, or Spiderman to reach.

[–]Bridgeheadprod 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Women. They try to float above the seat

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (3 children)

India

[–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Some countries do favour the squat toilet, and that carries over to when they use a seated toilet by squatting above it. Not a great idea.

[–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I always wondered how people with bad knees are supposed to use those.

[–]NastyWetSmear 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

... I didn't wonder until now. Urk... Thanks for that!

[–]Gravi 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Like goddamn, are people genuinely stupid or what? WHY DO I HAVE TO SEE SHIT SMEARED ON THE WALL, WHAT THE FUCK.

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Every time I've had a phantom shitter or pisser at work it's always been someone in authority.

They are marking their territory.

[–]EternalSunset 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

are people genuinely stupid

Yup. Low IQ people think it's funny to ruin a bathroom and make janitors have to clean up their shit and piss.

[–]Gravi 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

This is why I rarely ever go to public bathrooms, people are really disgusting, like come on, do you leave shit on the wall at your house too?

What's funny about stinking up a place, it's a crime actually.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

Yeah, sorry about that....

[–]Gravi 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

ZOMMEH, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY I GOTTA SEE DOODOO EVERYWHERE?!

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If you gotta go, you gotta go man. 😔

[–]CheeseWizard 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me

Those who sharted are justified
For wearing the autism badge, they're the chosen users

[–]hfxB0oyA 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Looks like they even put a prolapse on the "NO" silhouette. I hate days like that.

[–]zyxzevn 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

People from countries that dont have toilets.

[–]detty 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Me

[–]Mark_Shill 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

There's a guy on YouTube that describes a poop he saw in a Target bathroom with horror in his eyes, he said it was the size of a Pringles can

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Fibre is good for you

[–]Leavemealone 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It's not a true horror until it's on the ceiling

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    [–]LarrySwinger2 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    This isn't the real fake Musky.

    [–]at_finn 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    I worked as maintenance for McDonald's when I was in college. I use to have to clean the bathrooms before the store opened. This sign was definitely needed in the women's room, unfortunately.