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[–]FlippyKing 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (7 children)

I can't afford the ones on the right. Who am I kidding. I can't afford the ones on the left either.

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

My research indicates Chinese hookers cost about $100 US on average.

[–]FlippyKing 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

maybe I'm a cheap bastard then. Or, I respect myself and women too much. I'll stick with saying the latter, but the former is closer to the truth.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Have you ever seen the hookers down on Plainfield?

Go southwest on 59, get off at bissonnet, turn right on bissonnet, turn left onto Plainfield at the Burger King.

It is like a houston hooker circus.

[–]asterias 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Is that for incall or outcall?

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I have no idea, not too experienced with paying for sex.

[–]Zapped 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

We all pay, brother. One way or another.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I don't agree - of course - but I can't stop laughing.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

If I had sexual servants, I would want them raised to know that I am their creator and they would worship me and sing songs of praise to me while they stand naked in freezing weather and I watch them on video while I sip hot cocoa.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

that's basically what the people that created religion did it for

[–]Tiwaking 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

/me laughs in Obama and Bill Clinton