The thunderous roar of foamy urine is a source of pride for a man.

This can only be achieved by a barely tamed trouser beast in the possession of an untamed wild man.

Quiet urination from a man represents a whipped dog. A cowardly creature, who is frightened if they sound of his own piss.

Caution should be observed when engaging with a noisy urinating vagina.
She might have teeth in there...