Whatever the fuck this is. Seriously, what is this shit?

submitted by CleverFoolOfEarth from qph.cf2.quoracdn.net

9/11 double sword

submitted by CleverFoolOfEarth from static.wikia.nocookie.net

Pocketaxe. This looks fukken useless.

submitted by CleverFoolOfEarth from i.redd.it

Zombie Axe. 'Nuff said.

submitted by CleverFoolOfEarth from shelterdist.com

This dragon-themed monstrosity of an axe is peak mall ninja

submitted by CleverFoolOfEarth from i.pinimg.com

It's called a "Rainbow Tactical Ninja Sword". It's absurdly mall ninja.

submitted by CleverFoolOfEarth from i.redd.it

Spiral Knife

submitted by CleverFoolOfEarth from m.media-amazon.com

"Machete Sword Zombie War". Yeah, this thing looks fucking stupid and is certain to be made of pure chinesium.

submitted by CleverFoolOfEarth from media2.hattila.com

Any zombie sword, zombie axe, zombie knife, or other zombie [insert weapon type here] is inherently mall ninja, but this one may well be the most mall ninja of them all

submitted by CleverFoolOfEarth from qph.fs.quoracdn.net

This crap somehow costs $55 despite probably being made of pure chinesium like most other mall ninja crap

submitted by CleverFoolOfEarth from cdn11.bigcommerce.com