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Cities Protecting Statues By Disguising Them As Karl Marx(babylonbee.com)

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killerjavi98 8 insightful - 7 fun8 insightful - 6 fun9 insightful - 7 fun 3 years ago

My favorite quote:

"As soon as enraged rioters see the statue isn't of a dangerous, murderous madman whose ideas killed hundreds of millions but is just of Karl Marx, they move on," said one city council member in Illinois as he put a Karl Marx wig and beard on a statue of Abraham Lincoln.

Jesus 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun 3 years ago

Marx murdered nobody because all he did was sit down all day and write about his philosophies and isms. He never worked or tilled the soil in his life.

bobbobbybob 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun 3 years ago

your convoluted bullshit logic is at least inconsistent.

Trump is at the root of the world's ills, but Marx is innocent. gotcha

Jesus 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun 3 years ago

Trump is at the root of the world's ills.

Strawmen what a straw hat?

bobbobbybob 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun 3 years ago

yeah, knew you hadn't blocked me, you disingenuous lying faggot.

Jesus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 3 years ago

Now I will.

Jesus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 3 years ago

Convoluted, how? Bullshit logic, How?

No, Marx isn't innocent but he certainly didn't murder anyone. He created an ism that murderers followed many years later.

blowininthewind 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 3 years ago

iirc before marx died he refrained from joining various marxist circles already.

NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 3 years ago

You have to be careful. Some statues have already been pulled down because they were mistaken for someone else. If someone left a KFC bucket at his feet they may mistake him for Colonel Sanders.