I have a confession to make: I was eating pizza with some mayonnaise and had a bowl of oranges around when I came up with the user-name orange_mayo.

But due to the mis-interpretations and subjective biases operating on the internet from all shit-lords. People will think I'm referring to the president. I'm totally NOT. What should I do? I made such a terrible mistake. Ohhmygawd! This account must be deleted!