Forests were cut bare, rivers were turned to acid, the unborn were sacrificed, oceans were blackened with oil, the bees were murdered, the seas turned to algal wastes, and half the species of mother earth were wiped out...

All so that a society could be forged where black women could be stuffed up to their eyeballs with McDonald's grease, old billionaires could have 6 heart transplants and live to a hundred and young girls could show their assholes on the Internet for money - Tales of the old masters by Max von Woofsburg, prominent dog historian, and philosopher, 5000 AD.