Please enlighten us about all the ancient, traditional religions and philosophies that support masturbation and pornography.

You're kidding, right? You really don't know???? Seriously? What do they teach kids today?

The oldest clay figures, 40,000 years old or more, are fertility idols of thicc women. "Experts baffled" my arse. Nobody wants to admit the obvious: they were caveman porn.

The oldest known cave art, about 37,000 years old, includes drawings of the female vulva and labia majora. More porn.

Then there's this. There's a huge amount of ancient Chinese stone carvings of men and women fucking, the men sporting raging erections. 28,000 year old cave art from Australia shows men and women fucking.

The ancient Greeks and Romans put cocks everywhere. They made wind chimes in the shape of cocks, carved them on the walls of their houses, you name it. The Romans especially were very keen on explicit pornography.

Prostitution, both sacred (temple) and profane (secular), is famously called the world's oldest profession. Despite what some radical feminists, there is a vast amount of provable historical knowledge about prostitution throughout the ancient world.

In India, the Karma Sutra, an explicit book of sacred sex positions, was written around 2000 years ago. In Japan, the Kanamara Matsuri ("Festival of the Steel Phallus") is an ancient Shinto religious festival held every year.

From the most ancient times of human civilization until today, there are only two kinds of civilizations: those that openly use erotica and porn, and those that use them in secret.