The Dead Internet Theory

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[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

I sell puppies online. Real dogs. To real people. I make real money. So, the internet is not dead.

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Tarantulas I was just looking at cost $49 for the next day air shipping alone, and that spider was only 1 inch in diameter. What's next day air on a puppy?

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

It depends on where you are, but it’s expensive. My dogs are all ready 3k per pop. I would travel with the puppy, like on my lap. So it’s travel expenses + delivery fee. I imagine air travel would be around 2k. But I drive the pups across the US for much less.

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Sounds like a nice deal you have. What kind of puppies?

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Golden doodles. It’s okay. I’m not in the ideal situation. But I am doing my best.

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How much are Goldendoodles?

The cost of a Goldendoodle is going to range anywhere from $500 to $4000 depending on whether you buy or adopt. The average price of a standard-sized Goldendoodle puppy from a reputable breeder is going to be roughly $2,100.May 7, 2020

Looks like they need constant attention, or they go a little nuts. Cute doggos though.

Breeding pets or growing plants in high demand at home is an interesting market. They used to sell baby ostriches for $5000 each, as everyone would soon be eating ostrich instead of the other birds. I think the only people who made money there were the suppliers to prospective farmers.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Poodles need a lot of attention or they go a little nuts. That is a great way to describe my poodle. But golden doodles are very chill, at least the standard size ones. They require very little attention and like to do their own thing. My poodle needs endless amounts of attention or he starts doing weird shit.

I am looking into llamas, for their fur. I would like to own a farm where I sell a few litters of dogs a year, sheer Lammas, and grow some food.

[–]LarrySwinger2 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Joke's on you, that money is fake as it's being hyperinflated into oblivion.