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[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

After I got vaccinated I had a problem with nose bleeds, it's a somewhat common side effect, but the opposite of blood clots.

Today is my birthday, you want to get together for some cocaine and whores?

[–]skeech 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

nah, you go ahead...

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Ok but you know nobody ever says on their deathbed they wish they had less cocaine and whores.

[–]skeech 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

do you think that is funny? nose bleeds? bro, that could be a very serious problem...

blood pouring out of one's nose is not a good thing.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Bleeding from things is not always as serious as you may imagine.

[–]skeech 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

BRO, I AM NOT AMUSED... GO HAVE A DRINK..

I DID TELL YOU THAT ALCOHOLICS ARE MENTAL DEFECTIVES, DIDNT I?

I WAS NOT BEING MEAN AND I WAS NOT KIDDING.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I know you're serious because you used all caps.

[–]skeech 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

;)