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[–]cure_osa_disorder 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

It's not terrorism if they deserve it.

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That's not how you define a non-terrorist action

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Socks, Ted Cruz just made me an Admiral. Before they learn of this mistake I have 3 nuclear weapons that are technically legally mine to do whatever with.

I know. It sounds awesome but there's like 400 ones they gave to a bunch of other assholes. Yeah. Think about that for a second.

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Congratulations! To see if those nuclear weapons still work, merely hammer on the tip.

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You can whack em with a hammer, they don't go off.

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[–]cure_osa_disorder 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The target's lack of complicity for a crime is exactly what makes terrorism terrorism.