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I got banned from r/Arethestraightsokay for saying that lesbians dont like dick(self)

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the irony

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LoveNotPorn 42 insightful - 2 fun42 insightful - 1 fun43 insightful - 2 fun 3 years ago

Transbians don’t like to be told that their penises aren’t what lesbians want, lol.

lmaonope333[S] 44 insightful - 9 fun44 insightful - 8 fun45 insightful - 9 fun 3 years ago

I call them trancels

LoveNotPorn 15 insightful - 2 fun15 insightful - 1 fun16 insightful - 2 fun 3 years ago

They hopefully won’t be going anywhere near any women anytime soon.

lmaonope333[S] 26 insightful - 3 fun26 insightful - 2 fun27 insightful - 3 fun 3 years ago

they are though. I cant tell you the amount of times I've been told on reddit that I'm TrAnSpHoBiC for not liking dick. and these people exist irl too. but I guess half of them stay in their beds the whole day jacking off to anime and sissy porn

whistlepig 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun 3 years ago

I don't really know, but I'm going to guess that they're more likely to keep that view to themselves when face to face. I bet getting laughed at is easier to handle behind the pixels that it would be face to face.

Indigo_Wizard_413 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun 3 years ago

Hentai addiction proves the horseshoe theory

[deleted] 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun 3 years ago

Their reasoning and behaviour really is no different to that of incels.

SeasideLimbs 33 insightful - 1 fun33 insightful - 0 fun34 insightful - 1 fun 3 years ago

Is it still irony when it actually fits? "Transbians" are narcissistic straight guys. Talk about proving their own point.

MakeAOCBartendAgain 13 insightful - 1 fun13 insightful - 0 fun14 insightful - 1 fun 3 years ago

as a straight guy, I feel bad for you real lesbians who have to deal with these freaks.

Edge_Finder 2 insightful - 13 fun2 insightful - 12 fun3 insightful - 13 fun 3 years ago

i know a lesbian, they love the cock

theysaidthat 20 insightful - 1 fun20 insightful - 0 fun21 insightful - 1 fun 3 years ago

Yeah I'm sure

Edge_Finder 2 insightful - 7 fun2 insightful - 6 fun3 insightful - 7 fun 3 years ago

why would i lie

actually not not talking about the same person, my sister is one

lmaonope333[S] 32 insightful - 1 fun32 insightful - 0 fun33 insightful - 1 fun 3 years ago

lesbians by definition dont like cock. it's like saying that you're vegan but you eat bacon. you're delusional.

Edge_Finder 5 insightful - 15 fun5 insightful - 14 fun6 insightful - 15 fun 3 years ago

no, you are wrong they just have an attraction to female companionship. go ahead prove me wrong

but they all still love the cock

Chipit 1 insightful - 6 fun1 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 6 fun 3 years ago

Explain the use of strap ons by lesbians. A strange practice for people who supposedly don't like cocks.

C3P0 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 3 years ago

You mean that it's like being vegan and liking bacon. I am sure many vegans like the taste of bacon. There are even vegan bacon flavorings.

Chipit 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun 3 years ago

Aren't strap ons really popular?

If so, doesn't that mean they like penises? Just not men?

a_blue_bird 9 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 4 fun10 insightful - 5 fun 3 years ago

Aren't strap ons really popular?

And you think that because... porn?

Belisarius 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun 3 years ago

A strapon is not a penis, it's a sextoy.

They "like" it because it gives them pleasure, not because they like penis.

3MistersAndAMissy 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun 3 years ago

Don’t interrupt his fantasy that fingers are cocks and he gets to jerk off 5 cocks with each handshake.

Covid has been difficult for him

Chipit 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun 3 years ago

You sure? It's an exact copy of a penis. It's just really weird and contradictory.

Yeah, if you want to go with the rigid, lawyerly definition of "must be attached to a man" you would be technically correct, the best kind of correct. But we're not lawyers here.

Quixoticfutz 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun 3 years ago

How would it mean that?

Chipit 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun 3 years ago

I think it would be obvious. The situation would seem that anyone who doesn't like penises would not like substitute penises. It's the same thing other than not having a man attached to the other end.

It's like a man who says he's not gay but just likes sucking on dildos for the pleasure it gives him.

Quixoticfutz 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 3 years ago

Ahahahahaha

theysaidthat 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun 3 years ago

I wonder if yours was the comment agreeing with mine in r/Arethestraights okay. I see the reply is removed now. Mine is somehow still there.

sproketboy 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun 3 years ago

They like dick, only plastic ones though.

JerrySpringerSexToy 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun 3 years ago

shhhh… they are listening.. https://saidit.net/s/lesbians

[deleted] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun 3 years ago

Well to be fair I once got banned from a lesbian sub because a lesbian there said she liked having sex with men and I asked if didn't that mean she was bi, but she said no it was like how lesbians also use dildos, and she was just using the men for sex.

SnowAssMan 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun 3 years ago

Are there any anonymous surveys that reveal lesbians' true feelings about trans-women?

JerrySpringerSexToy 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun 3 years ago

no, it is like oil and water, they don't mix... not as a rule..

Tovasshi 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 3 years ago

https://www.them.us/story/cis-trans-dating

SnowAssMan 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun 3 years ago

Absolutely fascinating stuff. Thanks! The study is from 2018 & says that only 28% of lesbians would date a trans person, however, over half of those (69%) would date a trans-man. I think that settles the question once & for all. Even as the world becomes less transphobic, I imagine this will only result in more lesbians being open to dating trans-men, as opposed to trans-women.

StBlops2cel_is_Lord 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun 3 years ago

Lesbians say they don't like dick, but they sure use a lot of dildos and vibrators

jet199 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun 3 years ago

It's the man attached to the dick that's the turn off.

StBlops2cel_is_Lord 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun 3 years ago

We men feel the same about you roasties

jet199 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun 3 years ago

Wow, you really do cry about lesbians having a sexuality which doesn't include you.

How funny.

StBlops2cel_is_Lord 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun 3 years ago

No, I identify as a black disabled lesbian TERF, scissor sister! I need your support.

thoughter_ 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 3 years ago

Dude. They're just lesbians.

StBlops2cel_is_Lord 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun 3 years ago

My dick is a masculine-presenting lesbian

denverkris 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 3 years ago

And what do all of those things that are not dicks have in common?

StBlops2cel_is_Lord 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun 3 years ago

They are always hard

FormosaOolong 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun 3 years ago

I'm confounded by this trend of constantly, angrily defining and defending labels rather than simply getting on with enjoying life, and ideally, each other. I mean, I understand some of this has to do with the prospect of an unwelcome gender-surprise in the most intimate of moments, but other than that these arguments seem like useless hair-splitting, and lead to more strife than anything else.

lmaonope333[S] 12 insightful - 1 fun12 insightful - 0 fun13 insightful - 1 fun 3 years ago

have you ever heard of Karen White? Jessica Yaniv? Autogynephilia? The cotton ceiling? Self ID is dangerous to women, especially lesbians. Males cannot be lesbians. Period