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I got banned from r/Arethestraightsokay for saying that lesbians dont like dick(self)

193 points192 points195 points submitted by lmaonope333

Chipit 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun 3 years ago

Aren't strap ons really popular?

If so, doesn't that mean they like penises? Just not men?

a_blue_bird 9 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 4 fun10 insightful - 5 fun 3 years ago

Aren't strap ons really popular?

And you think that because... porn?

Belisarius 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun 3 years ago

A strapon is not a penis, it's a sextoy.

They "like" it because it gives them pleasure, not because they like penis.

3MistersAndAMissy 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun 3 years ago

Don’t interrupt his fantasy that fingers are cocks and he gets to jerk off 5 cocks with each handshake.

Covid has been difficult for him

Chipit 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun 3 years ago

You sure? It's an exact copy of a penis. It's just really weird and contradictory.

Yeah, if you want to go with the rigid, lawyerly definition of "must be attached to a man" you would be technically correct, the best kind of correct. But we're not lawyers here.

yayblueberries 9 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 3 fun 3 years ago

You obviously have never seen a penis before, and if you yourself own a penis on your body it must be almost invisible.

Chipit 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun 3 years ago

Oh look, a small penis insult from a feminist. How unusual.

Imagine someone who doesn't like spiders, keeping plastic spiders around the house. That's what this sounds like.

Belisarius 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun 3 years ago

You sure? It's an exact copy of a penis.

It's not, a penis is not made out of plastic, goes soft, ejaculates and is filled with blood.

It only has a similair shape, and even that is not exactly the same.

This is like calling a hand a vagina, because guys use it to masturbate.

Chipit 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun 3 years ago

You're playing games with definitions. A dildo is an awfully strange thing for someone who doesn't like cock to like. I don't know how that's hard to comprehend, unless it's deliberate.

Quixoticfutz 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun 3 years ago

How would it mean that?

Chipit 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun 3 years ago

I think it would be obvious. The situation would seem that anyone who doesn't like penises would not like substitute penises. It's the same thing other than not having a man attached to the other end.

It's like a man who says he's not gay but just likes sucking on dildos for the pleasure it gives him.

theysaidthat 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun 3 years ago

Not quite like that. The equivalent would be a gay man that uses a fleshlight. Would you say he likes vaginas?

Chipit 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun 3 years ago

Yup.

denverkris 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun 3 years ago

Lesbians dont necessarily dislike penis, per se. They just arent sexually interested in men, and that's where one finds penes. Why should that automatically disqualify them from liking phallic shapes that are not attached to men? Men also have fingers, and many lesbians like fingers in their vagina, just not fingers that are attached to men.

Quixoticfutz 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun 3 years ago

If straight men like assholes and mouths why not fuck other man's ass and mouth? Unlike a penis and dildos, those are literally the same so why don't straight men do it?

Regardless, a dildo is not a penis, a dildo is an object shaped like the vaginal canal, thus practical and pleasurable to use for women that like penetration. Fingers share the same shape and fit the vaginal canal, would you say those are penis like too or that liking fingers inside is equivalent to wanting one?

Chipit 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun 3 years ago

You seriously don't see how saying we don't like cock and then saying we like dildos would seem contradictory and even hypocritical to an outsider not versed in the slang and cant of a small subculture?