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You'd have to pay for pussy to even sniff one. Any actual sex you've ever had has been rape.

I've never done a sideways thing in my life to a woman. If you have any real world experience with pussy you wouldn't be such a white knight.

I'd fuck you in your ass for you if it would help. I'm pretty large, but admittedly I'm not sure I could find it from the end down the carb and lard tunnel to your actual ass. You're the kind of guy that has to shower after you shit.