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[–]HopeThatHalps 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (9 children)

My theory is the jumper lit the fire, then waited for the fire truck to come, and planned to jump onto or in front of the fire truck, but failed badly.

[–]Fennec 18 insightful - 9 fun18 insightful - 8 fun19 insightful - 9 fun -  (8 children)

My theory is that he was a Trump supporter who had a 'come to Jesus' moment, realized he was a dumber than a sack of used dildos and did the only reasonable thing a Trumper can do.

[–]Reddit_Sux 13 insightful - 6 fun13 insightful - 5 fun14 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

now if only the rest of them could do the same

[–]lost_in_cairo 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (3 children)

This is how brainwashed you Trump haters are. Talk about anything, anything at all, and you'll talk about Trump. Did someone say Pepperoni pizza? Get ready to talk about Trump. Mention your sick grandmother? Trump! Random Russian suicide? Perfect segue into Trump.