Apparently he had "improvised weapons". What a complete and utter failure. I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm glad he wasn't more successful, but the amount of failure here is of epic proportions. I think two of his glorified firecrackers actually went off, the rest fizzled out. He dropped his shit at like every conceivable chance. I think that grandma with her cane on the bench in front of the Döner store could have taken him out of she gave like half an effort. Jesus. Pathetic.