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[–]Conway_Pepsi_Machine 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

All credit goes to my Pepsi pimp NineInchNailer9:

Part 1:

The way my body is shaped, I don't actually have trouble having doggy style sex. I just pick my stomach up and put it on their lower back.

I don't sniff my fucking fingers dude.

FatTitsofLardation Dollar 69

Final_Surgery_7

Try appearing Lexapro - that right there is a ban evasion account

Thank you Wings Is... Extreme..ly fat for the 5 dollars

Alright, modular diet. What shit am I refusing to exhume responsibility about?

Lube that chair. Thank you for subscribing bud.

You mean fucking thumb man.

Wings_bangs_toddlers donated 5 dollars

I'm charging both of these back if you don't unban me you fat fuck [successfully charges back]

Thank you wing_of_poptarts

Thank you MikeHawk

Do you support school shootings?

Hi Wings I work in Clean Cuts barber shop in Conway and just yesterday I saw you speed past my shop in your brand new Ford F150 towards generation Zaxbys which is about 2 blocks away from me. Caught you on CCTV ill be sharing it on Twitter.

Bane Franklin

Wane Ranklin

Wan Spanklin

Brian Branklin

John Ranklin

Ron Zanklin

Unban me please Richard, big ups to Sean Ranklin

Thank you for the 2 dollar 50 cents WingsHopesMyParentsDie

Look here listen, why you always sniffing your fingers dawg?

The_Finger_Sniffer donated 1 dollar. Can we get a sniff counter?

Can we ban Im_MotorBoating_Brandy please. That's obviously a troll a name.

Pepsi_Hydration_Bot: Richard it's time to drink some Pepsi and hydrate your body

Weight_Bot: Hi Richard, your current weight is 457 time to do some push ups.

I was your uber passenger last night when you picked me up I was scared but I knew as soon as I saw Samuel J Richardson it was ok, thanks again for taking me to the Zaxbys drive through

Hey Chair_Lube_Bot

Carried_Diamond_Bot

Finger_Sniff_Bot

Hello Boogie

Wallmart_Pepsi_Bot: The only thing that gets me harder than watching you stream is the fact Wallmart currently has diet Pepsi on sale. Shout out. To my fellow finger sniffers and that boy wingofredemptions chair for holding it down.

Why don't I wanna stream more? Look at the guy named Wings_Of_Doorways

Hey Wings I got banned a while back for no reason so here's some money for an unban. This should buy you a banquet meal or two.

When you get the procedure would you consider allowing the doctors to record it and put it on their channel for educational purposes?

Thoughts on automobile wrecks with family members?

Do you support the California Fires?

Who needs pussy when you can have Pepsi?

You_cant_fit_in_a_movie_seat

Unban me you fat retard. Thank you.

You're noisy as fuck too Wings_Loves_Lollies

Okay whatever Father. I ain't got no 16 year old girls in my home.

Why does your mum live in an actual house whilst you and your grandma live in a modular home?

I saw you yesterday pull up to a Zaxbys in a brand new Ford Raptor. Aren't you supposed to be on a diet? I recorded you on my phone

I'm a slave to food. I love food more than I love myself. I love food more than trucks or pussy.

Picks up stomach on stream It stinks horribly

I'm gonna have a surgery and I'm gonna have the hair from my nuts put on my face. My nut hair grows like wildfire.

How many times have you jerked off in bed and slept in it?

Whats up everybody its your boy wingsofredemption and I wanna talk about the first time I masturbated. [Explains]

Yeah I probably do give the best handjobs in south Carolina and I'm gonna hold that title for a very long time.

This map is like playing with another mans dick.

If you sucked a dick for 2 hours but instantly turned into a 190lb man would you do it? Yes

Hell yeah Id suck a dick for a million dollars who wouldn't

How do you guys come up with this shit? Literally put your penis in another mans foreskin

Don't feel ashamed if you gotta jerk your shit to your sister

When she says no 3 times that means yes

I don't want my ass licked. I'm a big dude and I don't know if I wipe good enough.

My grandma stuck her finger up my butt and mashed the turd up.

Update with more for your pleasure:

I don't celebrate thanks giving. And from my understanding you're not even American so why would you even say that? Thank you for the donations though

Man it'd be fucking awesome to have a big ass thick burger with fucking bacon on it. Mothafucka. Big old melted pieces of cheese 2 patties, fucking some lettuce, get some fucking fries season that right dit that shit in ketchup.

No I've ever drunk milk so fresh it felt like someone jizzed in my mouth

I am completely defeated by the trolls.

I have stream snipers on my team and the enemy team.

Ban The Last Hoorah.

Ban anyone who has a name wings of anything.

Gimme a second guys, just gotta ban all these people.

I AM NOT SMOKING WEED.

Why do you guys think I have an Audi R8?

You think I faked the hurricane for subs?

Fuck you. Get the fuck out my stream.

No unbans ever.

I don't ban people. My mods do.

I'm NOT being toxic.

We've got another rogue mod rolling around.

Who is the rogue mod?

Go ahead and ban iPhone intercourse.

...and the other guy is asking if I am gonna donate my loose skin so people can make Halloween costumes out of it

I currently have 7 or 8000 thousands people banned.

Ban Banquet Meals are Healthy please.

I was about to ban him the other day because he was sat here low-key throwing shade.

Can somebody ban MissVendingMachine please?

One more meme, and I'm out.

Sniped. Sniped. Sniped. Sniped. Sniped. Sniped. Awwwwughghgh look mom I'm a sniper.

Would I box Keemstar for 1 million dollars? No. Would you suck his dick for a million? N-.. Bl-- Ugh-.. Yeah.

Part 2:

I had a guy who pretended to be Willy Wonky and told every girl on Facebook that I called them fat on stream and then linked them to a 6 hour stream. Trolls fuck with me HARD man.

I'm miserable dude. I'm literally miserable. I cant sleep. I vomit.

Saying you should play Runescape is not a positive comment.

I'm 32 and guess what? I'm happy to have my hand held by my mom.

Oh muh Lord. Oh muh fuckin' Lord.

I would beat the fucking teeth out your head.

ARRRRRGHHHHHHHH.

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHH.

I'm a level one admin on Xbox.

WHAT THE FUCK YOU CAMPIN'.

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

No I can't see my penis at all.

“I can make a girl nut just by kissing her”

“I traveled to South Korea to play professionally”

“I’ve never left South Carolina”

“I don’t have a passport”

“Humans and dinosaurs are nearly the same age”

I vomited twice today...watching the subscribe count go down.

Alright, I'm taking Gustavo's name and making it a banned word.

I'm scared of Lexapro man. I really am.

You fuckin' real talk.

Alright...that's the stream for today.

They keep accusing me of being fat.

Mothafucka, I didn't know the topography of the land.

WHERE'S MY HELP? WHERE'S ASH?

FUCK YOU GET BANNED!

FUCK YOU LION!

I like to waddle - wallow in self pity? Dude I do not wanna be ehh - I don't wanna do nothing in self pity.

Can you - can you please...sigh no...can you please just turn your notification - dude PLEASE, stop. All you're doing is making my life worse, just...stop.

I hate fuckin' PC dude. So hard to conversate with people.

WingsOfRedemption: its not like i get on stream and have fun and make new friends and we laugh and giggle during the stream

WingsofRedemption: if i cant play the game on its highest setting i'm not worthy of playing it at all

Let's see - "Those shirts in the future can be used by the Klan as robes" heh...thank you for being an asshole homie.

[–]daze[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Big ups payyyemp