Well, to start with, troons almost never touch each other, because it's not validating to them to have a partner who isn't a real man/woman. And most real men and women, regardless of sexuality, want nothing to do with this sideshow act. All he's left with are the chasers, and those are right up for other troons in terms of not validating the lie.

But there's also the fact that he's giving off serial killer vibes. Seriously, that smile is about the most unnatural thing I've ever seen on a person, and it's almost enough to make me believe that something utterly inhuman is wearing him like a suit.

And last, but certainly not least, on the list of problems that this muppet has is the glaringly obvious AGP fetish that he's living. I mean, I'll give him a tiny, tiny bit of credit for being willing to go under the knife in pursuit of his crazy dreams--because most troons won't do more than cosplay--but some of the shit he posts is definitely more revealing than he probably intends it to be.