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[–]Musky༼⁠ ⁠つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ ⁠༽⁠つ 🐈 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Like I know they'll complain about how it others them or some such shit. But honestly isn't a private restroom all around a better experience? Why would you want to share a bathroom with others and have to listen to them piss and shit?

It's almost like the only reason you'd want to do that is if it turned you on huh.

I like others to hear me make grunts, noises of satisfaction, and my affirmative statements while relieving myself, such as "oh lawdy, that's the stuff right there."

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 8 insightful - 8 fun8 insightful - 7 fun9 insightful - 8 fun -  (2 children)

"I AM PISSING WHILE SITTING DOWN JUST LIKE A REAL DAINTY CHICK! WITNESS ME!

[–]OuroborosTheory 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

be sure to mysteriously get it on the ceiling, that way you're a TRUE lady

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Here comes the helicopter in for a landing on pad #1. Better call in the elephant to put out that fire!