Must be really nice tbh, the worst, most oppressive, devastating thing you experience is discomfort in a bathing suit. What a luxurious, peaceful life where the only thing you deny yourself is a bikini because of finding your body not perfect enough for it.

Some people are going to war and others are starving to death but it’s these poor souls we should be thinking about. They don’t feel perfect in the swimming pool and that’s a tragedy for the ages.