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internet atheism ruined an entire generation(i.imgur.com)

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agelmat 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun 1 year ago

Which Christianity should I follow then? Orthodox, Catholic or Protestant? Is the Capibara still a fish according to the Vatican?

Alienhunter糞大名 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun 1 year ago

You gotta follow Alienhunterism it's the one true faith. You pay me 10% of your income and in return you don't go to hell when you die. Good deal! I'll even accept payments on behalf of your dead relatives like the Catholics and Mormons but unlike the Catholics and Mormons I have proof that my method actually works with a solid 100% paper plastic laminated certificate of authenticity signed by God himself through proxy.

agelmat 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 1 year ago

Lol. But what about the Alienhunter orthodox sect?

Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun 1 year ago

Ah for 20% of your income you can upgrade to orthodox status and gain access to the secret golden floppy disks that were unfortunately demagnetized by she who shall not be named following the [redacted upgrade to orthodox to learn more!]

agelmat 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 1 year ago

What about the reformed sect? What are they selling?

SaidOverRed 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun 1 year ago

Door Number 1

agelmat 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun 1 year ago

Got proof that I am choosing the right one?

SaidOverRed 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun 1 year ago

It is the most beautifully based. Enjoy the incense fren

agelmat 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun 1 year ago

Retake Constantinople too?

Vulptexghost fox girl ^w^ 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun 1 year ago

None of them, they're all part of the plot to assimilate Christians into society and cover up the original beliefs, which are largely anti-world and anti-society.