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[–]cottoneyejoe 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Reminds me of this TRUE story:

I went to the doctor and he was examining me. He says "Cottoneye, you're going to have to stop masturbating!" I said "Why Doc?" He says "Because I'm trying to examine you!"