By Popping a Generic Viagra, You can make the Nearest Bull Moose Horny. by passionflounderSilent but Deadly in ShittySuperpowers

[–]TitsAndWhiskey 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I hear they’re always horny

By Popping a Generic Viagra, You can make the Nearest Bull Moose Horny. by passionflounderSilent but Deadly in ShittySuperpowers

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No bull meese around me, but an unwitting park ranger might be in for a surprise.

By Popping a Generic Viagra, You can make the Nearest Bull Moose Horny. by passionflounderSilent but Deadly in ShittySuperpowers

[–]passionflounderSilent but Deadly[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Moose-nookie.

By Popping a Generic Viagra, You can make the Nearest Bull Moose Horny. by passionflounderSilent but Deadly in ShittySuperpowers

[–]TitsAndWhiskey 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Raped? Why do you think I popped the viagra in the first place?

Your Farts Smell Exactly like Whatever is in Your Mouth at the Time by passionflounderSilent but Deadly in ShittySuperpowers

[–]TimothyMcFuck 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Ew

Your Farts Smell Exactly like Whatever is in Your Mouth at the Time by passionflounderSilent but Deadly in ShittySuperpowers

[–]TitsAndWhiskey 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Why, that’s just my game.

There actually is a poor guy in the MCU called "Forget Me Not" because apparently everyone in the MCU always forgets about him. by [deleted] in ShittySuperpowers

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No, I mean he just always gets forgotten about. Not a very memorable guy.

There actually is a poor guy in the MCU called "Forget Me Not" because apparently everyone in the MCU always forgets about him. by [deleted] in ShittySuperpowers

[–]passionflounderSilent but Deadly 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

A shitty take on invisibility.

You can make your farts smell like French fries when you're in church. by passionflounderSilent but Deadly in ShittySuperpowers

[–]UncleWillard56 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Marks for originality.

You can make anyone you want drop/spill whatever drink they're holding, at any given moment, but only one person a day. by Mcheetah in ShittySuperpowers

[–]passionflounderSilent but Deadly 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I shall create Superklutz then!

You can make anyone you want drop/spill whatever drink they're holding, at any given moment, but only one person a day. by Mcheetah in ShittySuperpowers

[–]Mcheetah[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah.

You can make your farts smell like French fries when you're in church. by passionflounderSilent but Deadly in ShittySuperpowers

[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That is no fun.

You can make anyone you want drop/spill whatever drink they're holding, at any given moment, but only one person a day. by Mcheetah in ShittySuperpowers

[–]passionflounderSilent but Deadly 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Can I make the individual spill multiple drinks in that day?

You can teleport shit stains to someone else's underwear. by passionflounderSilent but Deadly in ShittySuperpowers

[–]Mcheetah 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Pass.

You can teleport shit stains to someone else's underwear. by passionflounderSilent but Deadly in ShittySuperpowers

[–]passionflounderSilent but Deadly[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Many families have them.

You can teleport shit stains to someone else's underwear. by passionflounderSilent but Deadly in ShittySuperpowers

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

First I would get me a shitstain...