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[–]JasonCarswell[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

FYI: The Saidit Chat was rebooted - so if you're wondering what the jokes were that I'd made up and posted while everyone was asleep - copy-pasta...


21:49:56 Q: What do you learn at University that prepares you for life?

21:50:04 A: How to make "safe spaces" under a bridge.

21:51:47 Q: How many government workers serve the corporatocracy?

21:51:55 A: All of "them".

21:54:20 I just had a nap and for some reason I woke up with 2 jokes in my head. Since my Trutherism 101 animated series is supposed to have comedy I thought I'd try them out but all I hear is... http://www.raandrade.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/IMG_1155.jpg [image of crickets]

21:55:31 Not even a misspelled lol or half a ha-ha?

21:56:20 Marriage... am I right? ...

21:57:12 http://www.chicagonow.com/lists-that-actually-matter/files/2014/11/JiminyCricket.jpg

21:58:44 https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ef/a1/b0/efa1b0b6904f4e93a7c743b100c556f3.jpg ["There are some things that seem right at the time." ~Jiminy Cricket]

21:59:19 http://homeinsteaders.org/wallpaper-quotes/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/jiminy-cricket-dreams-wallpaper.jpg ["If you don't have a dream, how can you have a dream come true?" ~Jiminy Cricket]

22:00:02 I'm going to pretend there's no one here and this never happened. I'm going back to sleep.

22:09:36 Couldn't sleep. I'm here if anyone wants to talk about my failures as a comedian.

22:16:23 So Hitler a Jew and a Palestinian walk into a bar...

22:16:47 You'd think one of them would have ducked.

22:19:30 A: Fish

22:19:55 Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

22:20:10 This shit just got surreal.


I was on a rampage.