Bro how tf do i get this hex off me

submitted by StShitpostCel from self.RealIncels

i tried to woo a qt3.14 e-girl foid and she was like ew no and put a hex on me so now i got bad luck and gas.

turns out she's a witch and a lesbian

so how do i take the hex off

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[–]zherka 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

women are boring even when they try to be edgy

fuck that bitch

[–]StShitpostCel[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

IQ mogs Oppenheimer

[–]LadiesMan 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You'll need to drink an anti-hex concoction. You'll need a chalice, chicken tendies, lots of salt, and a pint of virgin blood. You're in the right place my friend.

[–]jebediahscat 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That's what happens when you hit on a lesbian

[–]greybeard 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Donate to women on patreon or onlyfans and ask them nicely to remove the hex :) (don't be creepy)