Alright, so we agreed $400 for a handjob and blowjob. I get to cum on her hands after and cum in her mouth if there's anything left over. But, she also said that for $600(total of $1k), I can get a handjob, get a blowjob, she'll cook me dinner, we can have sex, and then she'll let me sleep in her bed with her until tomorrow morning.

Being a smart human being, I told her I'll pay her $300 when I get there and decide afterwards if I want to spend the night with her. She agreed and said she wanted to find out if I was a clean/likeable person first too.

If this actually goes down, I'm about to get 13yrs of missed sexual experiences in a day. I'm going to have sex, I get a handjob, I get a blowjob, I get to experience a woman cooking for me, sleep in the same bed as her, and I get to enjoy the high school experience of "having sex while the parents are away". She's in college and her parents are on vacation. She said she doesn't want me to come to her apartment so we're fucking in someone old white dude's house. I get to live my Tyrone fantasy too of fucking a racist white dude's bomb ass daughter.

I'M FINALLY BECOMING A FULL MAN FOR 1K. I'm sorry DEBT, but I'm going to need an extra 3 months to get rid of you. This is my one and only chance.