r/short: "Being short is awesome, you put on muscle way faster, I'd never be this ripped if I was tall"
r/short: "Man, it makes me so happy that I might live an extra year longer than a tall person and might not get cancer"
r/short: "God, I really feel like I'm at the perfect height. Everything's better being short because you're always comfortable, I never have to worry about furniture being too small"
r/short: posts a cope pic of a millionaire dating super models as if his millions of dollars in wealth aren't what's allowing him to date outside of his league.

Also r/short: "I'm preparing to kill myself tonight. This is the 500th time I've asked a woman and have been rejected for my height. I can't keep wearing lifts and I can't keep getting disrespected at work. This is my last night"