I WILL NOT EAT FOR A WEEK

submitted by OPStolen from self.RealIncels

I have to do a group assignment with this absolutely BAD latina. She's white-passing, has curly hair, she's like 5ft 1, and she has long nails. I have to be at 100% of my game to try to spit game. So, I'm not going to eat for a week to get rid of my bloating, im going to go to the gym tonight and every day this weekend. I'm going to start doing 30min of cardio a day.

Hopefully, I can try to bag her. But, I don't know what type of latina she is yet. I don't know if she's a touchy latina or one of those prude latinas that refuses to interact with people that aren't attractive.

Anyway, time to put all this effort into talking to her just to find out she has a boyfriend next week. Bye

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[–]greybeard 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

You will probably have really bad breath if you stop eating, watch out for that

[–]LadiesMan 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

How does that work?

[–]greybeard 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Morning bad breath but all day. One pathway is: No sugar -> Body produces ketones which smell bad

The other has to do with the stomach

[–]AnimeRespecter 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

why even bother, rejection is inevitable.

[–]sneako 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

psyop her by relating to her messican side. ethnic bitches hate when you remind them they're ethnic

[–]OPStolen[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

white only. ask a latina for help with spanish: "ew gross, that's not my whole identity". ask a latina for her opinion on spanish food: "ew gross, I eat regular food. You think I just only eat spanish food?". ask a latina what spanish music she listens to: "Dude, I listen to american music, I'm AMERICAN".

White guy asks her: "Oui papi, I can teach you how to speak spanish and make you spanish food whenever you want. I literally eat quesadillas ALL day, you can stop by my house my parents only speak spanish so you can practice with them".

Latinas are white only

[–]sneako 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

exactly. if you talk about messican things she'll get pissed off but can't say anything because roasties are taught that racism is evil (despite the fact that the average bitch is a bigger white supremacist than the nazis)

[–]legly 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

bitches love it when you're musty. go to the gym and don't shower before you see her. also no deodorant . it's for fags

[–]Vortex 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Don't post for a week also.

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Don't go to the gym without having some protein at least.

Edit: cute you care if she has a boyfriend. Unusual in a guy.

[–]LadiesMan 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No, it isn't.

[–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

[X] (doubt)

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Trust me, you are not going to bag her.

Talk to women. So you can talk to all women.

[–]LadiesMan 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Forever and ever and ever until you die alone.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

We all die alone, sort of. I wish I had people who lived and cherished me.

[–]winkot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

POV: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EtOi-fjWYAAv48d?format=jpg&name=medium

[–]theendofhope 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

you're so lucky you get to see a real live girl up close, dude. holy fuck!! how far away do you get to be?? i bet she's a fucking stupid bitch.