March 3rd, I'm Getting My Handgun License and Buying a Revolver

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[–]greybeard 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

the only thing you're killing is this forum with your glowposts

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Dude, go to the gym.

Try speaking to women.

Get a job.

[–]OPStolen 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

I don't care about women, I don't care about relationships. I just want one retarded ass female to let me touch her fucking nails. But of course, USA USA USA, you even tap a female friend on the shoulder and it's "WE'RE NOT DATING DONT TOUCH ME". I want ONE woman friend that will OCCASSIONALLY let me check out her nails, but that's never going to happen because I'm not Chad. So, guess we have to break national news.

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I’m a fat digusting old man. I sleep with hot 21 year olds like once a year, and I sleep with normal women pretty often.

You can find a woman to treat you well.

I promise.

[–]AnimeRespecter 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

id like to remove this post but im not sure if trident will let me. he said illegal content was banned, but im not sure if posts like this count a being illegal.

[–]AXXA 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I think he would. Rape is illegal. Advocating violence violates Saidit TOS. OP already deleted though.

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Jesus fucksticks, that's an awful plan, why don't you try putting an ad out in Craigslist or post on Reddit or something instead, I'm sure some woman out there is down with your nail fetish.

[–]OPStolen 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

I made a tinder and advertised free nails and lunch as long as you give me 5min to touch your nails and I got exactly two responses that ghosted me after I swiped right on everyone in a 100mile radius on 5 apps. Sucks to not be chad

[–]Musky 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Try a fetish site then, dude, maybe it's too weird for normies on Tinder.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah, dating apps are the wrong approach. Make a post on craigslist.

[–]AnimeRespecter 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

please delete this post , for the good of us all.

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I read the title and thought, "oh, cool!" but then the rest of the post sucked.