Someone Talk Me Out of Paying For This Chick's OnlyFans, I'm Going Coombrain RN

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[–]chottohen 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

It's a dude.

[–]chickenz 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

yeah, but at 7:18, that reminds me of romper room with the magic mrror.

this is cool.

[–]greybeard 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Better send the money to me and I'll get you some nudes of hotter women I'll find in 30 minutes searching the internet

[–]AnimeRespecter 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

dont do it retard. Women get by in society by benefiting from beta orbiters both off and online. They exploit lonely men who want the exclusivity of a relationships through things like only fans and prostitution which is all only possible because the sexual marketplace is so heavily skewed.

[–]David_Allen_Cope1 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

The traps on grindr are more appealing than that. What the fuck Is your major malfunction, boyo?

[–]hutavan 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Might be helfpul if you share what are you trying to accomplish by paying because from what I've seen many coomers have their own differing reasons. You just want naked female pics? You can find better ones for free. You want the illusion of exclusivity? Hundred dudes are already paying her, you are not special to her. In reality she probably finds you boring. If there was an option to take your money without talking to you and sharing pics, she'd opt for that instead. But there is no such option so she has to entertain you guys with shit-tier cosplay in order to convince you to throw your hard earned money at her.

[–]OPStolen[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

no, i have a massive hand fetish and want to jerk off to brown women's hands. I work in a cellphone company that almost exclusively is only used by mexican and south american immigrants. I spend every day looking at big booty, big titty, long nails, curly haired latinas. so I'd like to buy this to make up for my own lack of latina action.

[–]hutavan 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Ok, so just search online for hot latinas. There are many sluts online who are 1) hotter, 2) better suit your description, 3) you don't have to pay to see their pics/videos.

I'm a coomer as well so I can relate, but I would never in my right mind subscribe to OF. Sometimes I get lucky on /b/ and there's a thread that hits just right, but that requires patience. A method that's more immediate is to find some reddit sluts that fit your preference. Believe me, there's no shortage of browns and latinas there. I find the profiles I like and save them on my coomer alt. I never commented on one of their pics, but some simps do and these girls actually reply with gratitude to these thirsty losers. They're happy that simps are just jerking off to them without even paying. Compared to OnlyCunts it's actually wholesome, though I realize the whole concept is degenerate from the get-go and pretty much anything can be said to be wholesome when you compare it to online predators who prey on chronically lonely, mentally unstable men for financial gain.