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[–]chottohen 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

A man wins the lottery and takes his mates out for a night of drinking. Every few minutes he says in a loud voice: I'm the luckiest man in the world. After an hour of this, one of his friends leans over to him and says: Do you see that beautiful Indian woman right over there? If you're so lucky, go over there and pick her up. If we see you leaving with her we'll believe you really are the luckiest man in the world. A few minutes later he and the Indian woman go out the door together.

In the morning, he wakes up before the woman and becomes fascinated by her beauty and especially the red spot on her forehead. He begins lightly scratching at the red spot and wins a Ford Escort.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I chuckled.

[–]jet199[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

He has Sideshow Bob reactions and thinks that's going to make it less funny