Police officers given suspended sentences after leaving aspiring footballer with 'serious anal injuries'

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[–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

In America the police just shoot you, but I guess the French don't carry guns so they have to get creative.

[–]Countach_3D 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No, American pigs do this too

[–]Gravi 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

This is an article that jet is hugely interested in, huh.....

Projecting something there, jetty?

[–]wlh0242 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No wonder Tourism is down in France...

[–]blackpoop321 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

That good boi dindu nuffin, cops just roam the streets looking to anal rape random peopel with their baton of course.

[–]Countach_3D 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

What crime, in your estimation, would necessitate extra-judicial violation with foreign objects?

I'm sure he must have threatened them.

[–]blackpoop321 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I wasn't assuming either part was true. The negro was a criminal coming back from his gay sex orgy with a dilated asshole, if any penetration happened, it was likely accidental.

[–]brimshae 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Theodore Luhaka was also teargassed and hit in the head when he was stopped by police .... The assault with a baton left his anus perforated and he is now incontinent

I've heard of having your head up your ass but that seems a bit too literal.