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[–]Cancelthis[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

American parents.

Give the kids an arsenal - mass murder by proxy.

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    [–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

    You're just mad Janice dumped you for being a pedophile.

    [–]IFUCK 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    /u/musky

    OK, HERE IS THE DEAL.. I HAVE BEEN CHATTING WITH YOUR PARENTS AND WE ARE ARRANGING FOR A FULL INTERVENTION FOR YOU TO GET INTO A DRUG AND ALCOHOL REHAB.. YOUR MOTHER IS SO LOVELY, THO I SUSPECT THAT SHE IS A BIT OF A DRUNK ALSO LIKE YOU WHICH DOESNT HELP MATTERS MUCH.. I CALL HER "D" AND YOUR FATHER SOUNDS A BIT LIKE A PERVERY PEDO, I CALL HIM "J".. I AM WORRIED ABOUT HIS HEALTH CONDITIONS, WHICH PROBABLY IS ROOTED IN HIS PORNO ADDICTIONS.. THE POOR OLD MAN, HE WILL PROBABLY DIE WITH A CHEAP PORN MAG IN HIS HANDS, HAPPY AS A LARK.

    SO, LETS GET YOU INTO TREATMENT SO THAT YOU CAN FIND A SPONSOR AND GET REAL!

    https://files.catbox.moe/k022yr.mp4